My 2 Cents: Rob Lederman vs. The Slow Drive-Thru Customer

6:30 PM, Oct 21, 2010   |    comments
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Rob Lederman

O.K. listen up.

How many times do you go to a coffee or fast food drive-thru only to be stuck behind some buffoon that doesn't understand the concept of a drive thru?

It is for those of us that are busy... on the move.

If I had time, I would have parked and walked in.

Actually, with the time it takes some to figure out the concept of a drive-thru, I could have raised the cow from a calf, slaughtered my own sandwich and picked my own coffee beans.

We've all seen it.

This guy drives to the big huge menu and stares at it like it's this complicated diagram from NASA.

Governor Paterson could read a phone book quicker.

Hey pal, the McMenu hasn't really changed all that much.

It's not like all of a sudden you were gonna order a cheeseburger until you saw the option of eggplant

or miso soup. It's the same options as yesterday.

With Gods speed, he finally orders. Meanwhile, the four cars that were ahead of him have driven away and are having their lunch in Ohio.

Ok so now its time for Captain Tic Tock to pay.

So, he glides to the second window, leans to his left and slowly takes out his wallet like it's an artifact from the Pan Am Exhibition.

Good Lord, I have seen Bass Pros open quicker.

Please, Mr. Slow Motion, on behalf of all of us on the move, next time you are hungry, pack a

lunch or have a carrot.

I'm Rob Lederman, and that's My 2 Cents.

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